Location: Venetian Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
91-63 career record, 3.81 ERA, 1,062 strikeouts
Won game 7 of 2002 World Series
Seen here with a towel around his neck, obviously resting up after an outing on the mound. Could this guy make some news so that I could write something about him? I mean, come on! Nothing bad on record? What gives? Fucking jerk.
Athlete: LeBron James (#23), Forward, Cleveland Cavaliers
Location: Venetian Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
27.5 PPG, 7.0 RPG, 6.7 APG
Won Ohio High School state championship 3 times
Seen here rocking the Akron St. Vincent-St. Mary's jersey. With his Cavaliers in title contention this year, he likes to remind people how he dominated in his youth, when he was a man among children. Also, he's a big fan of $0.25 slot machines. But who isn't? That might change in 2010.
Athlete: Anderson Varajao (#17), Forward, Cleveland Cavaliers
Location: Venetian Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
8.5 PPG, 7.2 RPG
Unofficially leads the NBA in charges taken in 2008-09
Seen here in the old school 1980s Cavaliers uniform. Andy has been known to be a big fan of Hot Rod Williams, and he may also be the illegitimate son of World B Free (source needed). Notice how Andy is trying to remain conspicuous with his trademark big hair tucked underneath. Who are you trying to fool, big guy?
Location: Mirage Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
15.8 PPG, 3.5 RPG, 3.7 APG
Seen here awaiting his trust moped outside of the Mirage. I'm not sure how he plans on carrying those bags along with him. But nothing can go wrong on a moped, right ?
Athlete: Tony Parker (#9), Guard, San Antonio Spurs
Location: In-N-Out Burger, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
16.5 PPG, 3.1 RPG, 5.6 APG
3-time All Star, 3-time NBA champion
Seen here getting a soda to go along with his double-double (the burger, not the stat he likes to hit frequently). Seeing as my diet habits resemble a world class athlete like this, it won't be long before I can score a broad from Hollywood.
Location: Orleans Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/19/2009
Career Highlights:
11.4 PPG, 4.1 RPG, 3.7 APG
Seen here enjoying some March Madness action with his friends. Not seen here is the short leash that his wife keeps him on. Trust me, it's there.
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