Athlete: Kenyon Martin (#6), Forward, Denver Nuggets
Location: Caesars Palace Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/20/2009
Career Highlights:
14.2 PTS, 7.1 REB, 2.1 AST
1-time All Star, #1 pick in 2000 NBA Draft
Seen here just moments before hurting himself opening the door. Kenyon likes wearing suits and enjoys courtside seats, thus explaining having missed 125 games in the last 4 years due to "injuries." When he's not too busy hurting himself, he's throwing birthday parties that get Denver Broncos cornerbacks shot to death.
Location: Las Vegas Strip, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/20/2009
Career Highlights:
15 Touchdowns, 12 Interceptions, 2,796 passing yards
#1 pick in 2007 NFL Draft
Seen here surveying his next moves on the sidewalk, just like he does on the field. As usual, his offensive line is providing him very little blocking. The only O-lineman I can even see is the one in black to his left. That monster is huge!
Athlete: Pau Gasol (#16), Center, Los Angeles Lakers
Athlete: Kevin Garnett (#5), Forward, Boston Celtics
Location: Mirage Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, NV
Date: 3/20/2009
Career Highlights - Pau Gasol:
18.8 Points, 8.8 Rebounds, 3.2 Assists, 1.7 Blocks
2-time All Star
Career Highlights - Kevin Garnett:
20.2 Points, 11.1 Rebounds, 4.3 Assists, 1.6 Blocks
12-time All Star, 2004 NBA MVP, 2007-08 Champion
Seen here sharing each other's stock portfolio information in the poker room. These guys became super BFFs after last season's finals - the type of friendship that will definitely last a lifetime.
Location: Mirage Hotel and Casino
Career Highlights:
3 Interceptions, 2.5 Sacks
Corporal in the US Army
Seen here haunting the kind people of the Mirage poker room. Notice how there are two of him in this picture. Ghosts do that kind of shit just to fuck with you.
Athlete: Paul Pierce (#34), Boston Celtics
Location: Wynn Hotel and Casino
Career Highlights:
22.9 Points, 6.3 Rebounds, 3.9 Assists
8-time NBA All Star, 2007-08 NBA Champion and Finals MVP
Seen here taking in some of the late first round NCAA tournament action. Sure, he could sit down, but Pierce is the kind of asshole that wants you to notice that he's in the room. He's also the type of asshole who tries to stop a knife with his face.
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